I don’t know how hot it is where you are, but here in Ontario we are experiencing a sticky 100% humidity, humidex of 41 degrees, stick to the plastic seats kid of heat wave. It’s reeking hell on my sex life. How can you feel the urge to boff, when you can’t stand to…
DetailsI started masturbating before I was 11. I was given a phillips beauty set for Christmas from my proper Scottish Grandmother, (it could adapt to be an electric razor, a manicure set or body cream massager…) and by the end of that Christmas day I had figured where you could put the massaging head to…
DetailsThis Robert Greene’s book called The Art of Seduction (An Amazing read!) he’s almost nepharious (in the most interesting possible way) about how to turn yourself into a sex Goddess like Marilyn Monroe, Cleopatra, or Eva Perron, or a player like Duke Ellington, Casanova, or Oscar Wilde. It’s great!! I read at least 5 sex…
DetailsThe problem of sex and gravity. No, I don’t mean the difficulty in hanging upseide down from the chandeliere during sex. I mean the running-down-the-inside-of-your thigh-mess after sex. Most women understand thatwhat I’m talking about. The phenomenon, when after sex, you have to run to the bathroom to get a towl to hold between your…
DetailsSo, not to brag or anything, but I’ve see a few penises in my time. I know, you’re shocked that a sex therapist who has worked in a sexual health clinic has, gasp, been exposed to the odd willy. Not to mention the few (more than 5 and less than a dozen) that I’ve actually…
DetailsI’m reading this book about getting over the scum sucking ex’s in your life and how to have an exorcism in order to repair the karmatic unrest after the went and broke your heart. Remeber the adage about "Hell having no fury like a woman scorned…" Sue’s top 5 things to do if you want…
DetailsSo do women after 50 have no interest in sex, and if they do, do they require vats of lube? If you ask men sitting around a table over 45, many of them would be teasing and joking about how they never get sex anymore, and that they all have to beg for it. Apparently,…
DetailsThe media seems to imply (at least according to my friend D), that everyone is having threesomes…. Watching the weddingcrashers I love Will Ferrell, and my favourite scene is where he is trying to propose, saying "let’s take our relationship to the next level", and she says sure, how about a threesome with the two…
DetailsIf you are of a certain age, you remember the line from Judy Blume’s book "Hello God it’s me Margret" cool kids author about how obsessed women are with their breast size. Not quite as obsessed as men and the size of their dangling dicks, but that’s a rant for another day. Billions of…
DetailsShe’s gotta have it. The name of my favorourite Spike Lee movie, and the thoughts for today’s musings. I see alot of sex addicts, but they are almost all men. Addicts, (who used to be called nymphomaniacs) are what one sex therapist described as the crack cocaine of the 21st century), are coming to see…
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